The Free Palestine of Lilli Lands is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Lilli Ka'aihue with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 6.828 billion Lillis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 'Aina o nā Honu. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lilli economy, worth 490 trillion kālās a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 71,874 kālās, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

42 is the answer to life the universe and the new bus route into 'Aina o nā Honu, regional governors use national law books as toilet paper, parents dread their examinations more than their children, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Lilli Ka'aihue to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lilli Lands's national animal is the honu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ka Honu Akua.

Lilli Lands is ranked 262,381^st in the world and 3,318^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.