| Population | 14.626 billion |
| Capital | Happelstein |
| Leader | Gerhard von Selingen |
| Faith | Cake Supremacy |
| Currency | Crown |
| Animal | Cat |
The United Protectorate of Tepertopia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Gerhard von Selingen with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.626 billion Tepertopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Happelstein. The average income tax rate is 3.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tepertopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,611 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 246,941 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum, cave paintings are back in vogue, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tepertopia's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cake Supremacy.
Tepertopia is ranked 1,368th in the world and 39th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 80.93 average smiles per day.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Tepertopia, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
- : Following new legislation in
Tepertopia, cave paintings are back in vogue.
- : Following new legislation in
Tepertopia, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum.
- : Following new legislation in
Tepertopia, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
- : Following new legislation in
Tepertopia, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
- : Following new legislation in
Tepertopia, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
- :
Tepertopia endorsed
The Democratic Republic of Inner Albania.
- :
Tepertopia endorsed
The United Federation of Flamestar.
- :
Tepertopia endorsed
The Republic of Dengstan.
- :
Tepertopia endorsed
The Constitutional Monarchy of New Old Tamriel.






























































