The United Socialist States of Bluejam is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Asahi CHAN with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.281 billion Bluejamians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liscau am Rheinus. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bluejamian economy, worth 170 trillion MOPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 133,206 MOPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every week is blindness awareness week, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, Bluejam's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, and Big Belly is watching you. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bluejam's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bluejam is ranked 20,001^st in the world and 267^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.88 law-abiding acts per hour.