The Qhofri Hros of Bloohete is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Calyx Arachnipapoulous with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-working, democratic population of 931 million Blatians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Blatian economy, worth 101 trillion Gransbies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 109,191 Gransbies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 743,880 per year while the poor average 5,830, a ratio of 127 to 1.

Calyx Arachnipapoulous's new office has a propensity to catch on fire, the fate of the world literally rests on Calyx Arachnipapoulous's fingers, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations, and the central government is trying to keep things flowing. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bloohete's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Bloohete is ranked 7,353^rd in the world and 149^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 20.75 Obesity Rate.