The Welsh Patriot of Yusania is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Yusania with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 916 million Yusanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weasanau. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yusanian economy, worth 77.5 trillion Yusanian Tenegoras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,566 Yusanian Tenegoras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Yusania's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, the ego of former emperors tend to match their stature, and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yusania's national animal is the rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yusania is ranked 268,742^nd in the world and 3,349^th in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.22 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.