The Super Cool Roman Fan Club of Fortis Virtute is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Fan Club President Ethan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.091 billion Totally Romans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conference Room B. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Fortis Virtutean economy, worth 375 trillion Romes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 121,549 Romes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They say that Totally Romans made a dessert and called it peace, the "give and take" of international diplomacy often happens at gunpoint, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and visiting the best Fortis Virtutean restaurants requires keeping a visa on file. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fortis Virtute's national animal is the Roman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rome.

Fortis Virtute is ranked 230,671^st in the world and 3,413^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 43.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.