The Federal Republic of Eusania is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 12 million Eusanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 21.4%.

The strong Eusanian economy, worth 775 billion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 64,601 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, enthusiasm for abstract art has gone up in smoke, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eusania's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eusania is ranked 117,742^nd in the world and 1,709^th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,547.16 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.