The Qezon-Commonwealth Republic of Qezos is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cedrio ''Oswaldo'' Qezcon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.217 billion Qezonist hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Cedric City. The average income tax rate is 29.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Qezosian economy, worth 755 trillion Qesoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 121,373 Qesoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Waiting rooms are devoid of outdated reading material, nobody wants to know how the sausage is made, corporations continue to displace native peoples off their land, and luck is off the table. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Qezos's national animal is the Qezon Kangratang, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tesvark Atheism.

Qezos is ranked 190,950^th in the world and 2,547^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 25.14 quips per hour.