The Peoples Republic of Salessll is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by President Jacob Hali with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.436 billion Salans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Environment, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tocktockwo. The average income tax rate is 31.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salan economy, worth a remarkable 1,984 trillion Zelmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 173,537 Zelmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Salessll's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, the government seizes all major gold finds, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, and new Salan taxis are fitted with server racks. Crime is totally unknown. Salessll's national animal is the Black Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Salessll is ranked 53,438^th in the world and 420^th in the South Pacific for Largest Populations, with 11.4 billion capita.