The Allied States of DuckCounty is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by BrokeDuck with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.735 billion Ducks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ooftown. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Duck Countyian economy, worth 531 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 112,271 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

People with dyslexia are told to tough through it, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DuckCounty's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Buddhism.

DuckCounty is ranked 142,995^th in the world and 785^th in the South Pacific for Largest Populations, with 4.74 billion capita.