The Allied States of DuckCounty is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by BrokeDuck with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.864 billion Ducks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ooftown. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Duck Countyian economy, worth 548 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 112,814 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

People say chess victor BrokeDuck can kill you with mind-bullets, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in the South Pacific, bike rage is all the rage, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DuckCounty's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Buddhism.

DuckCounty is ranked 32,500^th in the world and 452^nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.07 law-abiding acts per hour.