The Commonwealth of North Pamplemousse is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.023 billion North Pamplemousseans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming North Pamplemoussean economy, worth 119 trillion Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 116,759 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, the national economy makes a whole lot of nothing, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and treason is relative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Pamplemousse's national animal is the Bobcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

North Pamplemousse is ranked 247,287^th in the world and 3,314^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -11.13 on the Hayek Index.