The All-Inclusive Halloween Rave of Prplia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Chairwoman Ara Vøyður with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.199 billion Prpliæ are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Týlgedómir. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Prplai economy, worth 669 trillion Krønrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 107,878 Krønrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, feeling like a winner comes at a price, it's all white elephants on parade, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is totally unknown. Prplia's national animal is the Ræðr, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular Anjóþekja Animism.

Prplia is ranked 307,278^th in the world and 3,947^th in the South Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.85 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.