The Holy Kingdom of Christos is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme President King with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 18.034 billion Christorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VonHoolia. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Christorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,774 trillion Dollarmarks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,400 Dollarmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of judges has tripled in recent months, sex-ed is child's play, large wigs have been banned for having racist implications, and internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christos's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Christos is ranked 15,067^th in the world and 346^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 88.31 on the Human Development Index.