The Empire of Meglomania is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Simon The Magnificent with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.459 billion Meglomanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meglomania City. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Meglomanian economy, worth 708 trillion Vouchers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,678 Vouchers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, and pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meglomania's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Judaism.

Meglomania is ranked 232,723^rd in the world and 2,970^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.96 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.