The Cat Heaven of Feirden is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the Cat with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.847 billion Feirdenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nieztenburg. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Feirdenian economy, worth 358 trillion Septis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 93,222 Septis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, military spending is on the increase, and increasing numbers of children in Feirden have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feirden's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roukiysm ✦.

Feirden is ranked 14,312^th in the world and 421^st in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 25.91 average smiles per day.