The Cat Heaven of Feirden is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Cat with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.506 billion Feirdenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nieztenburg. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Feirdenian economy, worth 321 trillion Septis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 91,762 Septis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feirden's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roukiysm ✦.

Feirden is ranked 57,674^th in the world and 795^th in the South Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 21.45 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.