The High Court Justice of Ebonhand is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Daeron I of House Targaryen with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.208 billion Ebonhandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greywolfe. The average income tax rate is 18.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ebonhandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,586 trillion Denars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 252,397 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ebonhandians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, new Ebonhandian taxis are fitted with server racks, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime is totally unknown. Ebonhand's national animal is the Velociraptor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Griffinism.

Ebonhand is ranked 265,283^rd in the world and 11,224^th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.61 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.