The Realm of Democratic Chanum Ter Heak is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Chip Skylark with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 5.025 billion Democratic Chanum Ter Heakians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyberia. The average income tax rate is 83.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Chanum Ter Heakian economy, worth 683 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an impressive 136,042 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Chanum Ter Heak's national animal is the Eel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Democratic Chanum Ter Heak is ranked 71,068^th in the world and 1,548^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.92 law-abiding acts per hour.