The Sultanate of Serambi is a tiny, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7 million Serambians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The developing Serambian economy, worth 267 billion Riyals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,257 Riyals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The education system has gotten a recent boost in spending, many aides in Leader's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home, and tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serambi's national animal is the Kijang, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Serambi is ranked 166,693^rd in the world and 2,131^st in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 243.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.