Most World Assembly Endorsements: 28thMost Influential: 179thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 349th
The Endorse Tepertopia of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Penguins are good. Pies are better. Both are amazing!
Delegate GEQP Lady of TSP
Council on Regional Security Member
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Population18.389 billion

CapitalPenguinPies City
LeaderDelegate GEQP Lady of TSP


The Endorse Tepertopia of PenguinPies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Delegate GEQP Lady of TSP with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.389 billion PenguinPiesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PenguinPies City. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The all-consuming PenguinPiesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,824 trillion Oreos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 153,600 Oreos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, and citizens often glare angrily at jet contrails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PenguinPies's national animal is the Hippo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is PIE.

PenguinPies is ranked 43,386th in the world and 1,240th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 135.99 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 28thMost Influential: 179thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 349thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 907thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 926thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,569thLargest Black Market: 1,764thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,994thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,116thBest Weather: 2,331stTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,664thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,974thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,492ndMost Devout: 3,750thLowest Crime Rates: 3,970thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,044thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,123rdMost Patriotic: 4,177thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,339thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,692ndHighest Economic Output: 6,327thLargest Governments: 6,632ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,513thMost Cultured: 8,047thHighest Food Quality: 11,114thMost Authoritarian: 11,544thHealthiest Citizens: 12,203rdSmartest Citizens: 12,283rdTop
Largest Populations: 14,282ndHighest Average Incomes: 14,642ndHighest Poor Incomes: 15,406thMost Stationary: 19,767thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,232nd
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 58th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 58th in the regionBest Weather: 69th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionMost Devout: 84th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 96th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 109th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 120th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 120th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 120th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 128th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 130th in the regionLargest Populations: 154th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 166th in the regionLargest Governments: 187th in the regionMost Cultured: 243rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 363rd in the regionMost Stationary: 365th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 368th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 374th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 387th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 465th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 557th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 619th in the regionMost Developed: 759th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 810th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 858th in the region

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