The Freeroaming Folks of Vicken is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Vixen Queene Laniel with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.336 billion Vickenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingfisher Town. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vickenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,216 trillion Jots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 391,171 Jots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, Vixen Queene Laniel's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, scientists take credit every time it rains in the South Pacific, and a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vicken's national animal is the kingfisher, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Animism.

Vicken is ranked 331,105^th in the world and 4,243^rd in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -28.62 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.