The Third Empire of Eritria is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Panagiotis Palaiologos with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 6.163 billion Eritrians, 5.864 billion of whom are zombies, are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neae Athenae. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Eritrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,020 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 243,048 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, Prime Minister Panagiotis Palaiologos's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, one can wake up in Eritria and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and the only way for immigrants to get into office is as a janitor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eritria's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Eritria is ranked 5,529^th in the world and 133^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,387.18 on the Clooney Contribution Index.