The Federal Republic of Oresteia is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and hatred of cheese. The democratic population of 12 million Oresteians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The fair Oresteian economy, worth 393 billion Krs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,761 Krs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oresteia's national animal is the Tiger.

Oresteia is ranked 259,967^th in the world and 3,268^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.83 kickbacks per hour.