The Republic of Bohenia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Apprai with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.063 billion Bohenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bohenian economy, worth a remarkable 4,200 trillion Qins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 298,660 Qins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Bohenia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bohenia's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anime.

Bohenia is ranked 259,836^th in the world and 3,294^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.