The Sapphic Socialist Democracy of Libertas Minor is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Miss Whatsherface with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.62 billion Lesbians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osaka. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lesbian economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion Vulpesoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 175,063 Vulpesoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, people who eat pizza with lactase supplements are arrested by the flavour police, one can wake up in Libertas Minor and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Libertas Minor's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Libertas Minor is ranked 2,791^st in the world and 66^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 97.48 on the Human Development Index.