The Republic of Morbid-Margins is a tiny, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 16 million Morbid-Marginsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The very strong Morbid-Marginsian economy, worth 1.11 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 69,286 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, a government program is underway to revitalize Morbid-Margins's beaches, time flies when you're not having fun, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime is well under control. Morbid-Margins's national animal is the River Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Morbid-Margins is ranked 109,716^th in the world and 1,360^th in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 777.19 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.