Most Influential: 196thHealthiest Citizens: 268thLongest Average Lifespans: 317th
The Grand Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Glory and Honor to the Grand Republic!
Influence
Apprentice
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Havenwelle

Population15.5 billion

CapitalGrand Haven
LeaderKevin Burke
FaithThe Church of Havenwelle

CurrencyHav
AnimalBrittany Spaniel

The Grand Republic of Havenwelle is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kevin Burke with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.5 billion Havenwelleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Haven. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Havenwellean economy, worth a remarkable 3,428 trillion Havs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 221,191 Havs, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havenwelle's national animal is the Brittany Spaniel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Havenwelle.

Havenwelle is ranked 267,326th in the world and 958th in Europeia for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -26.4 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 196thHealthiest Citizens: 268thLongest Average Lifespans: 317thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 323rdLowest Crime Rates: 393rdMost Corrupt Governments: 584thBest Weather: 639thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 769thMost Devout: 1,116thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,272ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,464thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,478thMost Developed: 2,581stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,886thLargest Black Market: 2,934thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,734thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,808thLargest Governments: 4,664thHighest Economic Output: 4,818thSmartest Citizens: 4,993rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,402ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,514thHighest Average Incomes: 5,684thMost Patriotic: 6,073rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,189thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,182ndMost Pacifist: 7,416thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,838thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,022ndMost Stationary: 8,581stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,896thMost Cultured: 10,764thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,529thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,552ndTop
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Highest Food Quality: 14,051stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,480thLargest Populations: 19,550thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,967thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,314th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the regionMost Stationary: 38th in the regionMost Developed: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 47th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 51st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 56th in the regionLargest Governments: 57th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 65th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 69th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 70th in the regionLargest Populations: 73rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 82nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 82nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Havenwelle, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Havenwelle voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Havenwelle, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale.
  • : Following new legislation in Havenwelle, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
  • : Havenwelle endorsed The Socialist Empire of Tsiamuns Velleniouss.
  • : Following new legislation in Havenwelle, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Havenwelle, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Havenwelle, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Havenwelle, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up.
  • : Following new legislation in Havenwelle, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.

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