The フェデレーション of Nowa Europa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Jan Błachowicz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.761 billion Nowa Europeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silesia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nowa Europan economy, worth a remarkable 2,967 trillion banknotes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 304,063 banknotes, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime is relatively low. Nowa Europa's national animal is the Water Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nowa Europa is ranked 267,258^th in the world and 11,296^th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.56 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.