The Rogue Nation of Kaoia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Xēi Mogu with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and lack of airports. The compassionate population of 8.472 billion Lei are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamei. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lei economy, worth 761 trillion Lilies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 89,880 Lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Xēi Mogu is considering changing the Lei flag to one with more glitter, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and luck is off the table. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaoia's national animal is the Lei Koi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaoia is ranked 25,103^rd in the world and 441^st in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 82,278.34 Standard Monetary Units.