The Commonwealth of Jarilon is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Zanon Dance with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 16.833 billion Jarilonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sate. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Jarilonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,713 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 161,207 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's space program is doxxing the planet, the dance skills of Zanon Dance are said to be almost as subversive as their politics, people with dyslexia are told to tough through it, and sweat stains are proof of political acumen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jarilon's national animal is the Barn Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thelema.

Jarilon is ranked 2,107^th in the world and 205^th in the South Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 45,542 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.