Most World Assembly Endorsements: 224thMost Influential: 516thMost Pacifist: 826th
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Population6.014 billion

LeaderGovernor Laithwaite Canker
FaithNot opening things

Animallong pig

The Please Don't Open That of Bleakfoot is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Governor Laithwaite Canker with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.014 billion Bleakfeet are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterharbour. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Bleakfeese economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion honks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 175,778 honks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The art of conversation has been rediscovered, a degree in Governor Laithwaite Canker Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and B-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleakfoot's national animal is the long pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not opening things.

Bleakfoot is ranked 271,516th in the world and 11,413th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.4 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 224thMost Influential: 516thMost Pacifist: 826thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 865thMost Compassionate Citizens: 965thLargest Welfare Programs: 973rdNicest Citizens: 987thBest Weather: 999thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,031stMost Inclusive: 1,114thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,143rdMost Developed: 1,267thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,409thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,419thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,455thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,539thHealthiest Citizens: 1,613thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,674thHighest Food Quality: 1,712thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,961stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,075thSafest: 2,126thLowest Crime Rates: 2,710thLargest Governments: 2,737thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,779thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,885thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,680thMost Secular: 4,023rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,507thMost Cultured: 5,397thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,889thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,361stMost Efficient Economies: 10,406thHighest Average Incomes: 10,611thMost Income Equality: 12,503rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,831stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,318thHighest Economic Output: 20,487thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,798thMost Stationary: 26,768th
Most Pacifist: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 34th in the regionMost Inclusive: 36th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 37th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 40th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 40th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Developed: 44th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 46th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 50th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 53rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 58th in the regionSafest: 62nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 66th in the regionLargest Governments: 77th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 81st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 84th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 93rd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 115th in the regionMost Secular: 128th in the regionMost Cultured: 158th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 210th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 252nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 282nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 292nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 310th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 365th in the regionNudest: 370th in the regionMost Stationary: 419th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 471st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 542nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 591st in the regionMost Income Equality: 670th in the region

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