The Please Don't Open That of Bleakfoot is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Governor Laithwaite Canker with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.014 billion Bleakfeet are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterharbour. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Bleakfeese economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion honks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 175,778 honks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The art of conversation has been rediscovered, a degree in Governor Laithwaite Canker Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and B-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleakfoot's national animal is the long pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not opening things.

Bleakfoot is ranked 271,516^th in the world and 11,413^th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.4 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.