The Midaic Republic of Midand is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Midaic Chairman Axel Vodden with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, humorless population of 10.745 billion Midandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Midandia. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Midandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,136 trillion Midoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 198,848 Midoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Midandian doors require a Ph.D. to open, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, Midaic Chairman Axel Vodden goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, and politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Midand's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Midand is ranked 271,721^st in the world and 11,488^th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.42 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.