The Dracocracy of Theorin is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bridei with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 32.759 billion Draconi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Draco. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Draconin economy, worth an astonishing 11,484 trillion Crystals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 350,584 Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign invaders are putting Draconin lab rats out of a job, Draconin diplomacy is by the book, "Bridei got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theorin's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dragonoph.

Theorin is ranked 199^th in the world and 8^th in the South Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 226.59 on the Kitten Softness Rating.