The New of Bostro is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Markus Persson with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.654 billion Bostroans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bostroan economy, worth 441 trillion Kronor a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,036 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political candidates must be personally vetted by Markus Persson, ritual mummification is making a comeback, the official Bostroan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bostro's national animal is the Giraff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bostro is ranked 28,935^th in the world and 649^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 109.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.