The New of Bostro is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Markus Persson with an even hand, and remarkable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.514 billion Bostroans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bostroan economy, worth 413 trillion Kronor a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,363 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bostro's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, Bostroans believe manners maketh the leader, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bostro's national animal is the Giraff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bostro is ranked 10,867^th in the world and 204^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 121,569.35 Standard Monetary Units.