| Population | 7.334 billion |
| Capital | Rotenapolis |
| Leader | The Federal Council |
| Faith | Aplixology |
| Currency | Rotenaple |
| Animal | Aplix |
The Golden Federal Districts of Rotenaplistan is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The Federal Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.334 billion Rotenaplistanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotenapolis. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Rotenaplistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,415 trillion Rotenaples a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 193,015 Rotenaples, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rotenaplistan's national animal is the Aplix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aplixology.
Rotenaplistan is ranked 324,606th in the world and 4,060th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Rotenaplistan, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
- : Following new legislation in
Rotenaplistan, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers.
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Rotenaplistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
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Rotenaplistan resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Following new legislation in
Rotenaplistan, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt.
- : Following new legislation in
Rotenaplistan, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in
Rotenaplistan, The Federal Council's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
- : Following new legislation in
Rotenaplistan, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
- : Following new legislation in
Rotenaplistan, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
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Rotenaplistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.





























































