The Grand Commonwealth of Topo is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Joe Biden with a fair hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 945 million Topanese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heartland City. The average income tax rate is 55.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Topanese economy, worth 82.9 trillion Topanese Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,710 Topanese Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Topo's national animal is the Werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Topo is ranked 193,620^th in the world and 8^th in ulslo for Most Secular, with 16.07 Atheism Rate.