The Republic of Okoli is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.861 billion Okolians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Llewevyn. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Okolian economy, worth 473 trillion brods a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,329 brods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only adults may purchase violent video games, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, posters on 'Okolian Values' advise against being proud of Okoli, and evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right. Crime is totally unknown. Okoli's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mandaeism.

Okoli is ranked 304,972^nd in the world and 4,024^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14.78 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.