The Republic of Loogootee is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Franklin Graham with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.656 billion Christians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Environment, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janesville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Christian economy, worth a remarkable 1,004 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 150,902 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 714,293 per year while the poor average 18,852, a ratio of 37.9 to 1.

You can be fired for dyeing grey hairs, people's charity begins and ends at home, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and it turns out that money can buy you happiness. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Loogootee's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christian.

Loogootee is ranked 55,379^th in the world and 697^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 75.91 on the Human Development Index.