The Conservative Republic of Colloppe is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Representative Ben Carpenter with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.22 billion Colloppeons are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 59.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Colloppean economy, worth 302 trillion Copper cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,472 Copper cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Home renovation projects take decades to complete, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, and the government has been criticized for giving away Colloppe's territory to anyone who claims it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colloppe's national animal is the Mountain lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Colloppe is ranked 3,178^th in the world and 348^th in the South Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 24,249 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.