The Clan Scyfling State of The Polar Bear Communities is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Paw Wellington with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.532 billion Polar Bears are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mathair Fearainn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Polar Bear economy, worth 189 trillion Fish a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 123,520 Fish, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, the newest shade developed by The Polar Bear Communities's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', dessert dishes make up the Polar Bear breakfast menu, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Polar Bear Communities's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Paganism.

The Polar Bear Communities is ranked 27,552^nd in the world and 127^th in Europeia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,980.12 on the Gilded Widget Scale.