The Militarized State of Dat Countreh is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dat Leedur with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.374 billion Engineers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dat Capital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dat Countrehian economy, worth a remarkable 7,582 trillion Ration Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 463,088 Ration Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dat Leedur's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and the Dat Countreh Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dat Countreh's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Engineering.

Dat Countreh is ranked 989^th in the world and 14^th in Europeia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 24,638.61 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.