The Militarized State of Dat Countreh is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dat Leedur with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.211 billion Engineers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dat Capital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dat Countrehian economy, worth an astonishing 12,925 trillion Ration Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 512,692 Ration Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, and diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dat Countreh's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Engineering.

Dat Countreh is ranked 289,837^th in the world and 1,370^th in Europeia for Most Cultured, scoring 51 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.