The Record-Scratchin' Robot of Sincluda is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rappin' Max Robot with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.468 billion Sincludans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Champagne Supernova. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sincludan economy, worth a remarkable 1,277 trillion doubloons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,010 doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, and the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sincluda's national animal is the cassowary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nethelism.

Sincluda is ranked 8,304^th in the world and 71^st in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,296.3 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.