The Democratic Republic of Ptado Teal is a small, efficient nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 20 million Ptado Tealians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Administration, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.2%.

The thriving Ptado Tealian economy, worth 1.28 trillion Tealoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 63,943 Tealoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 181,153 per year while the poor average 18,042, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Rural Ptado Tealians are missing the forest for the numerous cellular towers they replaced, robosexual marriages are increasingly common, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, and beggars lack pockets for spare change. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ptado Teal's national animal is the Tealo Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ptado Teal is ranked 289,794^th in the world and 1,231^st in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.32 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.