The Commonwealth of Pulopulo is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.735 billion Pulopuloans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pulopulo. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Pulopuloan economy, worth 391 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,704 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget, museums offer moralization or your money back, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pulopulo's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pulopulo is ranked 26,171^st in the world and 242^nd in Europeia for Smartest Citizens, with 60.32 quips per hour.