The Conked Out Koalas of Sanjurika is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kommander Koala with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.854 billion Sanjurikans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sileijad. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Sanjurikan economy, worth a remarkable 1,901 trillion Plieris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 193,015 Plieris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, money grows on trees, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Sanjurikan weed picker are way up, and books are so highly regarded in Sanjurika that libraries are often revered as holy shrines. Crime is totally unknown. Sanjurika's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Crosnia.

Sanjurika is ranked 214,449^th in the world and 8,433^rd in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.41 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.