The Conked Out Koalas of Sanjurika is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kommander Koala with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.423 billion Sanjurikans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sileijad. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Sanjurikan economy, worth a remarkable 1,818 trillion Plieris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,961 Plieris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, the price of freedom is about half a million Plieris, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky. Crime is totally unknown. Sanjurika's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Crosnia.

Sanjurika is ranked 126,090^th in the world and 2,801^st in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 251 billion Standard Monetary Units.