The Republic of New of Pushistia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Nameless with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 5.147 billion Pushistians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catopolis. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Pushistian economy, worth 851 trillion Pushistian dinars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 165,340 Pushistian dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Calling dibs is an unalienable right, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps. Crime is totally unknown. Pushistia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reincarnism.

Pushistia is ranked 8,151^st in the world and 78^th in Europeia for Most Developed, scoring 91.98 on the Human Development Index.