The Republic of New of Pushistia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nameless with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.631 billion Pushistians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tragic city. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pushistian economy, worth 759 trillion Pushistian dinars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,949 Pushistian dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

World leaders often feel uncomfortable when Nameless tries to recruit them into selling cosmetics, hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs, Nameless steals from the rich and gives to the needy, and turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'. Crime is totally unknown. Pushistia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rencarnism.

Pushistia is ranked 7,775^th in the world and 71^st in Europeia for Most Influential, scoring 6,232 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.