The We Love Uranus and we are of Uranian is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Anarchy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and ritual sacrifices. The cynical population of 1.862 billion Uranians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ε ring. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ouranian economy, worth 192 trillion Ices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,233 Ices, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military struggles with recruitment, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, and cars have been banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uranian's national animal is the Uranian Floating Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Christianity.

Uranian is ranked 31,911^th in the world and 114^th in Europeia for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,814.95 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.