The Democrat Socialist Republik of Flambergadia Reborn is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alwoeqi Kalton with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.175 billion Flamberies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Staka. The average income tax rate is 38.6%.

The Flamberie economy, worth 126 trillion Crosses a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,070 Crosses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military funding has been stripped back, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flambergadia Reborn's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Flambergadia Reborn is ranked 100,555^th in the world and 443^rd in Europeia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,297.93 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.