The Democratic Republic of Foradini is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Papereski with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.829 billion Foradinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asterora. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Foradinian economy, worth 480 trillion romanettoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,403 romanettoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-romanetto treacle machine, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foradini's national animal is the goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Foradini is ranked 301,320^th in the world and 1,308^th in Europeia for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -7.07 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.