The Void of Precisely Nothing is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Nobody with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.694 billion Naughts live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Precisely Nothingian economy, worth a remarkable 5,650 trillion Bosons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 249,006 Bosons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

There's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Precisely Nothing's national animal is the Tardigrade, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Precisely Nothing is ranked 68,144^th in the world and 262^nd in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,295.37 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.