The World World Census
The Most Influential in the World
World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Retired Delegate of Alsted | New York Times Democracy | “United As One” | |
| 2. |  The Void of Dustwind | Compulsory Consumerist State | “You live, you suffer, you die” | |
| 3. |  The Grand Duchy of Lexembourg | New York Times Democracy | “LEXEMBOVRG IVSQV’Á CE QVE LE MONDE CESSE DE TOVRNER” | |
| 4. |  The United Commonwealths of Imperium Anglorum | Left-Leaning College State | “Dicimus pro populo” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Wombelland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fata viam invenient” | |
| 6. |  The Moderator Mouse Mommy of Mousebumples | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The only prescription is more cowbell!” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Empire of An Clar | Father Knows Best State | “Worship the Banner or be destroyed!” | |
| 8. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists | “Feck tRump” | |
| 9. |  The Fresh Juicy Brains of The Soylent Green Party | Civil Rights Lovefest | “You are what you eat!” | |
| 10. |  The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces | Corporate Bordello | “Good heavens, just look at the time!” |